Band Names
You ever do that thing where, even though you can’t play music at all, you just come up with band names for your imaginary band. I did that today. For like a half an hour. The bolded ones are my favorite:
- The Bloody Garys
- The Incredible Sulk
- Rox out with your Sox out
- The Tin Man’s Athletic Cup
- Not-so-special Olympics
- Friends are for squares, I just want to party
- Babies in Space
- space babies
- Space Jam Babies
- Fifty Shades of Gray
- Stephanie Meyers
- The Five Dollar Footlongs
- Boiled Whale Hooves
- Dreamin of Seamin
- Tyler Perry’s Taco Truck
- Strictly Sinbad
- Swamp Nutz
- Flubber
- Frankenstein? I hardly knew her!
- Bangers and Cash
- Bangers and Cash for Gold
- Bangers and Mash Money Millionaires
- Po.ta.toes
- Peter Piper’s Pickled Peppers
- Skin Flakes
- I’m Cornnuts about you
- Slam Dicks and the Very Funky GoGo Boots
- Pog Rockets
- Cereal Killers
- Spicy Apple Sauce (might be the worst one on here, hang in there I am almost done)
- Testicularitus
- Seahorse Orgy
- Starship Bloopers
- Siamese Half Siblings
- Ice Cream Cone, Gramaphone
- Snorlaxaphone
- Chunky Cheese
Today we learned that I will never get to name a band.