ACT 1: SCENE 1
Enter Two Male college students, dressed to impress. They enter from different locations but now walk together conversing as they walk up the path to a lit up house with many people inside, a party of sorts.
MARCUS: Hey dude what’s up I’m Marcus you going to this party too?
JEFFERS: Oh for sure I’m Jeffers nice to meet you man, I like your shirt.
MARCUS: Thanks dude! your slacks are sick.
JEFFERS: You think so? I made them myself!
MARCUS: Oh sweet. Who do you know here?
MARCUS: You know like who do you know at the party? Who invited you?
JEFFERS: Oh, well…look I’m going to let you in on a little secret but you cant tell anyone ok?
MARCUS: Sure dude whats up?
JEFFERS: I don’t really know anyone at this party…I just saw all the cars in the driveway and decided I would give it a shot, see if I could squeeze in unnoticed, drink a couple brews and maybe score with some bitches.
MARCUS: So you mean like a…..a…..Party Crasher?
JEFFERS: ugh I hate that term party crasher but yeah I guess you could say that. You aren’t going to Narc right dude? Because I hate Narcs.
MARCUS: Ha no way dude never.
MARCUS: Actually I’m pretty glad you said that because I have a little secret of my own.
JEFFERS: Oh yeah? Whats that?
MARCUS: Well you see, I don’t really know anyone at this party either…I just saw all the cars in the driveway and decided I would give it a shot, see if I could mope around a bit, maybe sulk in the corner for a few hours.
JEFFERS: Wait…..what…(confusion and disbelief)
MARCUS: Yeah don’t tell anyone but I’m kind of a Party Pooper. I go to parties where I don’t really know anyone and have a really crappy time.(excited) If I’m really lucky someone will come up and ask me how I’m doing to which I will reply “fine, just leave me alone”.
JEFFERS: Soooooo……..you come to a party to not talk to anyone?
MARCUS: Oh no! Talking is one of the most important parts of being a Party Pooper! I key in on conversations and awkwardly bring up really depressing conversation pieces, like how I accidentally ran over my box of kittens.
JEFFERS: Oh my god I’m so sorry!
MARCUS: (laughing hysterically) It’s alright, I did it on purpose so I could have something interesting to talk about at parties!
MARCUS: CYA IN THERE! (shoots Jeffers a point, wink, and smile, shortly before slouching down and slowly entering the party, staring at the ground with a frown)