Man it’s hot.
this isn’t so bad.
Its quite pleasant in fact.
I could tell you what its not:
its not the worst thing I have ever done.
Now that my shirts off its even better than before.
Have I always had these superman muscles, or are they new?
God damn, its like the surface of the mother fucking sun in here.
I feel like I should take these pants off before I start to get dehydrated!
I wonder what my roommate would taste like if I put him in the microwave.
Not all of him obviously, that would be crazy, just a little chunk. You know. Get a taste.
Not too bad, but I wouldn’t order him again, although he does make a very nice sleeping bag.
Who am I kidding, its far too hot for that, he will just have to be a towel for this big mess we made.
Now that my underwear are off I feel a little less feverish but I bet a brisk jog would really do the trick!
This pavement feels euphoric, its like I’m the mayor of candy land strolling down lollipop lane!
This is so good I think I’ll lay down here on this soft road and make some street angels.
These metal boxes are screaming at me to move so I show them a thing or two.
Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll.
Not so bigger than I and scary when I roll right into your feet are you?
Men with guns try to rob me: say I have right to remain silent.
What they don’t know is I don’t take shit from no one.
Man it’s hot.