Oh God. Where the hell am I? Why the fuck are my knees in my chest? Ah that’s better, kind of. Its so god damn dark in here I can barely see my little under developed fingers in front of my own eyes. I just want to kick, kick, kick, my way out of this little hell hole. This tube keeps getting wrapped around my feet and this nasty mucus everywhere is starting to make me sick, if I ate any real food I’d probably yak it all up right about now. OK, I’ve got to retrace my steps to find out how I got into this situation. Last thing I remember I was swimming along with all of my friends, racing around with our little tail wagging away when we saw a bright light. After that there was this big egg shaped thing and Donny dared me to….Oh fuck. That’s the last time I fold when someone double dog dares me to ‘touch it’. By the looks of things I’m going to be in here for about nine months, might as well stretch out.